Tank

About Tank

Meet Tank — 31 pounds of pure beefcake and belly rub enthusiasm. Tank is a French Bulldog with a Merle coat, a big personality, and the emotional range of a toddler on espresso. He’s got the face of a grumpy old man, the energy of a wind-up toy, and the charm of a dog who definitely knows he’s cute. He’s not just a dog — he’s a living doorstop, a professional sock thief, and an unlicensed emotional support potato. Tank’s hobbies include chasing invisible things, flopping dramatically for belly rubs like he’s been emotionally wounded, and staring at you until you share your snacks. Friendly to all, lazy when it suits him, and always down for playtime, Tank is proof that good things come in compact, snorty, slightly slobbery packages.